Captcha-Inspired Henchmen (Order of the D30)

I've posted a couple of Captcha-inspired name lists before, and I thought I'd do it again. But I didn't want to post "just another list" - I wanted to make something a little more... entertaining. So, here's a D30 list of henchmen, each with his or her own quirk. Each of these is taken from Captcha's word-verification system, although a few have had a letter or two changed to fit the bill. Hopefully, this will add a little humorous entertainment to your players' next hiring session:

1. Nomap - Whatever you do, don't let this guy serve as your dungeon mapper.
2. Slymes - Ask this guy about his collection. Go ahead - I dare ya!
3. Laziboi - Good luck getting your money's worth out of this guy.
4. Suxplode - Ask him about his John Belushi imitation.
5. Perpo - Keep him away from your valuables.
6. Purvo - Perpo's bro - keep him away from your women.
7. Scench - Better stock up on those little pine-tree air fresheners before the next dungeon crawl.
8. Mytopy - The lowest paid wilderness scout in history.
9. Satedd - She spends a lot of time lying in bed, smoking cigarettes.
10. Skidwo - The lowest paid wagon driver in history.
11. Pookase - Don't ask him what he keeps in that stinky wooden box - he just might show you!
12. Hatearbl - "What's an 'arbl'?" you ask? Get ready for a five-hour diatribe...
13. Frothlot - The town's token madman. Works for free for anybody that's stupid enough willing to take him on.
14. Hylybagi - Is there anything that guy can't hide in the folds of his clothes?
15. Knoknoc - The jokes never cease...
16. Ablepa - He may be older than dirt, but he can get the job done.
17. Sincess - Says she a princess whose royal family has been exiled from a foreign land. She just "entertains" to keep food on the table.
18. Ashnudg - One of those guys who sits in silence, poking the edge of the fire with his toe.
    
19. Cutm - Don't cross this guy or you may wake up one morning a little short on genitalia.
20. Zipnada - She's hot, but the temperature drops to absolute zero when she's nearby.
21. Cupical - She's always trying to play matchmaker for the party members.
22. Edgerts - His skin looks a little loose. "Is this better?"
23. Frigno - Don't make him angry - you wouldn't like him when he's angry.
24. Nuturt - When he's not complaining about his "discomfort," he's "adjusting" himself.
25. Dialises - I got nothin'. But the name's just too good not to include in this list.
26. Bootia - Henchwoman. 'Nuff said.
27. Crefufio - Was a top interior designer before the bad economy forced him to take up henching.
28. Dicro - Claims to be well endowed. To prove it, he often tells a story about being adrift in a rowboat with no paddle.
29. Unksel - Has a hereditary, ubbi-dubbi-ish speech impediment. Ask him about his nsieces and nsephews.
30. Greenicci - Not sure what she's got, but it's emerald-hued and highly contagious.

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